Two flying penguin. One to another:
- How did you get to fly? Thick. Fat. Wings tiddly.
- Look at yourself, freak!
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Penguin and a zebra came to the photographer.
- Color photo? - asks the photographer.
- No, black and white will be enought.
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Programmer with his son at the zoo. Pass by penguins. Son joyfully:
- Dad, look - Linux!
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Penguin enters the bar, goes to the counter and says the bartender:
- The same as usual.
- I have a minimum of 500 customers every day! Maybe you want me to remember that which tastes?!
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Sensational news! New hybrid is created - joined MS Windows and Linux. New logo will look like - penguin falling out from the window.
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Young man enters parameters in dating website: not too hight, shy, should not request expensive presents and should be able to swim.
Computer gives immediate answer: Penguin-female.
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Penguins CAN fly!
All you have to do is to pull them out from a airplane.
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A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
The guy says OK, and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"
The guy replies: "I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"
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20.january is National Penguin Awareness Day. This is not a joke! ;)
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